youbetternotbringyokids:

I need more sexually suggestive emojis

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alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

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obsessedwiththeroyals:

George throwing a bitch to the floor

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baratheon:

It really boggles my mind that two men looked at asoiaf and said to themselves “you know what this needs? more rape.”

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enefadah:

ennuistic:

saw someone reblog a picture of this person and thought their outfit was cute as heck and doodled it

LOOK @ THIS

enefadah:

ennuistic:

saw someone reblog a picture of this person and thought their outfit was cute as heck and doodled it

LOOK @ THIS

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how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

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non-volerli-vittime:

I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.

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ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

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